Brush with Death, Floss with Grief

                     Hey!  Watch it!  You almost got hit by that train!

Dont' worry, I know what I'm doing.  I'm just measuring my steps.

                                           For what?

(Sigh), don't you know that the people with the highest success rates for suicide are the ones who plan it out in advance for quite some time.  Do you think I want to fail at this too when I've failed at everything else?

Hey, no offense but your breath isn't so hot right now.  Do you want a mint?

Often times people that make spur of the moment attempts on their lives end up maimed, hospitalized, institutionalized, or worse.

                    What about a little mouth wash?  Just 30 seconds of gargling.

I'm not saying that the plan doesn't lay dormant for sometime.  But there has to be a plan.  That's just the way it is.  If you want to commit suicide you've got to plan it out.  

I'm sorry, I know this is an awkward conversation we're having, but what about just cleansing your palate with some fresh sherbet?  It's so refreshing.

I wish I could, thanks.  But I just need to work on this plan some more.  I've set aside this time to rehearse the steps that will lead to my death.  I don't want to mess it up.

                                Oh my gosh!  Did I just step in somebody's gum?!