Ruth's Crisis

                                   How's the vulvodynia?  

It's feels like my swollen and distended vagina is being stabbed repeatedly by a rusty steak knife.

                              I'm actually getting kind of hungry.

Suicide Tourism

                        How was your trip to the alps?

                           Horrible.  Want to see my slides?

                                            No.

                                          Ok, here goes.

                        Here I am contemplating jumping off this mountain.

                                       Uh huh.

                         Here I am contemplating jumping off this cliff.

                                       Hmm.

                          Here I am contemplating jumping off my balcony.

                                 How were the beaches?

Home a Lone

(Sigh)

If I came home

and you were in bed

I would kill myself

...

What if you came home

And I had killed myself?

...

I would probably go to bed

...

Missing Person

Only 1 More Day (2 Dread)

                             Buzzzzz

                So what do you want to do for your birthday?

                                   Commit suicide

                     Are you answering me or telling me to?

                                      Is there a difference?

                                            Buzzzzz