Pogo Stick

                                        I'm where

                                       you were.

                                        I can't move.

                                        I can't make myself.

                                   Trying hard to try harder, it doesn't work.

                                      I'm stuck.

                                      It's been years now.

                                      Is it destiny?

                                     No, it can't be.

                                  But nothing changes for the better.

                                     Just like you never got better.

                                      Better only leads to worse, again.

                                         Why?

                                    How long did you know?

                                      Is there a bridge to future?

                                       I'm where

                                       You were.

                                   Are you still skateboarding?

The Opportunity

                 Wow! It's you! How've you been?  I haven't seen you in forever!

                              Oh, hello.  I'm okay.  How're you?

                      Great!  Wow!  Great to see you... Hey, I heard your wife died.

                                  Oh... yeah, yeah, she did... yeah...

                          Wow!  I'm so sorry.  So sorry to hear that. Wow!

                                         Thanks...

                                     Sure.  Hey!  Can I ask you -

                                        She took her own life.

                 Oh really?  She did?  Well, I was gonna ask you about your utility bills.

                                     Huh?  My utility bills?

                              Yeah!  I've got this great thing going.

                     Huh?  I'm sorry Pastor, I don't understand what you're talking about.

          If you can sign up fifteen people you'll get free utilities.  Great opportunity.

Precious Moments

                              Mommy, why is grass green?

                                             Because of chlorophyl.

                                  Mommy, why is the sky blue?

                                     Because ... the atmosphere.

                               Mommy, why are beer and piss the same color?

                                 Have you ever read Catch-22?

                          Mommy, why did the tour guide jump into the tiger pit?

                              He was trying to save the tigers; they looked sad.

                                Mommy, why did the tigers eat him?

                            The tigers were trying to save him; he looked sad.

                            Mommy, when are we gonna go home and see daddy?

                                            Never.  Never ever.  Never.

                                     Mommy, can we have ice cream?

                         All they have is dippin' dots, the ice cream of the future.

                                       But Mommy, that's the kind I want!

                    WE DON'T HAVE A TIME MACHINE YOU LITTLE KID!!!

                                         Waaah, waaah (sob)