Staying sharp

                     Hey, I overhead you speaking in your native tongue.

                                     Oh yeah?

                                     Yeah, I think that's so cool. 

                                           Thanks.

                                     I wish you'd teach me some words and phrases.

                                    Ok.  What do you want to learn?

                                       What's the word for @$$h0le?

                                    "@$$h0le"?  Oh, that's easy.  It's "Sir."

                                      "Sir?"  "Sir" means @$$h0le?

                           Right.  Unless it's a woman, then you say, "Ma'am."

                                   "Ma'am."  "Ma'am."  Ok, I got it!  Thanks!

                                       Cool.  What else.

                                        How do you say "Effew"?

                    That's easy too.  It's "Have.. a... nice... day..."  That's "F--- You!"

                           "Have... a... nice... day...."  "Have...a... nice... day...." Wow!

                                   See, you got it!  You're learning.

DITSOM: Through the keyhole

                                       I saw you today.

                                       You came to my door.

                                       I heard your voice first.

                             I was scared to look through the keyhole.

                                   First I saw the backside of my silhouette.

                                        Like a shadow.

                                   Then I saw your green sweater.

                                   You peaked around the silhouette.

                            I saw your beautiful face, your eyes, your smile.

                                Your hair is still long from the last time.

                                     I can't believe how beautiful you are.

                        You speak to me as I look at you through the keyhole.

                                               But I can't hear you.

Revolution in the air

            We can end global poverty.  Or at least poverty all over the world.

                                        How can we do that?

                             Just make everybody poor.  That way nobody's rich.

                                       Come down to equality, eh?

           Right.  As long as nobody has two pennies everyone with one penny is happy.

                                     That's gonna take a lot of funding.

                             Well, small tax increases can bridge the border.

                                  I'm hoping to get to Toronto this summer.

Losers Weepers

                                      Hey, are you a finder?

                                         Yeah, unfortunately.

           So you did the finding?  Nobody found out for you?  Nobody had to tell you?

                                          No, nobody else but me.

                                         So you were the finder.

                                           Yeah, I found.

                                        So then you're a keeper too?

                                                 Huh?

                                        If you're a finder then you're a keeper.

                                       What does that mean?

                              You keep it.  You can't get rid of it.  It's yours to keep.

                                             Oh, I can't get rid of it?

                                   No you can't, cuz you found it.  Now it's yours.

                                            That sucks.

                                        Yeah, that sucks.

                                          But I don't want to be a keeper.