Monday, January 28, 2013

Rat the Movies: Melancholia

            Welcome to this month's episode of Rat the Movies.
                  Tonight's film is Lars Von Trier's Melancholia.
                         As always children, spoilers abound.
Reviewing existence is kind of like reviewing this film.  What purpose does a review serve to something that must be experienced?
I agree.  I can only allow the echoes of the film to flow out from within me.
The character of Justine played by Kirsten Dunst... She cannot function, cannot please others, dreams are nightmares, life is death.  Her happy day is tainted.  For much of her wedding celebration, she is absent.  She would rather sleep than laugh.  She says, "I'm sorry."  
Impending doom, beauty.  Helping her / me into the tub... making us eat our favorite food which we detest.  I love and hate you.  I see something no one else can.  Why was I born?
Beauty in the midst of destruction.  The weak become strong.  The pill bottle is empty.  Father has killed himself.  The horses are silent.
From the opening images we are uneasy, perplexed, and dare I say, already sad for some reason.
Her relationship with her father seemed good, but he was crazy.  Her mother was domineering, bitter.  If she could ever be happy for even a moment it would only come when she could make others miserable.  Every one else tries to make Justine happy: pressure, deals, pleading.  
The film in many ways is an exploration of the relationship between sisters.  Part one is Justine, part two is Claire.  Depression and anxiety?  Justine loathes her present.  Claire hates the future.  Claire's husband ("unbelievable") is the confident leader and comforter, and the first to commit suicide.  Justine's new husband is boyish, kind, sincere; he tries very, very hard, and he's the first to disappear.  The sister's are left alone, with the small boy, to face Melancholia.
But Justine is not facing it when it comes.  She had already laid herself naked before it.  Claire has vainly prepared.  The sisters collide as they prepare for collision.
                                She's ready.
                              Indeed.
                   Thank you for watching this month's episode of "Rat the Movies."
                                  See you next month maybe.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Half a Birthday to You!

                           Happy Birthday again.
                           I don't really feel the same.
                           Of course, I guess you don't either.
The great thing about birthdays is they force you to look at yourself.
              You can ignore yourself for 364 days a year,
              But on the 365th day, you've got to look at yourself.
                   So happy birthday dear one.
                  poof
                   Great, now I'm dreaming that I'm you.
               "How old are you now?"

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Your headache is killing me


                          I have such a bad head ache.
                              My head is killing me.
                     I can't function.  I can't even get out of bed.
                              Try taking a nice hot bath.
                             So that you can go back to bed.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Take the What Kind of Person Are You Test

                Hey guys, want to take the What Kind of Person are you Test?
                              I guess.
                             I guess.
                                    I guess.
                             Okay, finish this sentence:
        "If I have to hear that Lady Gaga song one more time I'm going to _______ "
                                      "Kill someone"
                           Okay, you're an angry person.
                                   "Kill her."
                                 Okay, you're a psychopath.
                               "Enjoy it."
              Okay, you're an adult with the mind of a small child.
                           "Kill myself."
                           Finally, a normal person in west Texas!


Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Happy Christmas Again

                Merry Christmas from Ratchet and Catchit.
                                                                   Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                    I would hate to be a dog.
                                                                           Yeah.