Monday, March 31, 2014

Non Stop Down Load

             Did you hear about the airline pilot that committed suicide by crashing his jetliner?
           No, but I did hear about the dentist that committed suicide by crashing his jetliner.
                                            Why would the pilot do that?
                                He was depressed.
                  But I mean why would he do it that way, with all those people on board?
                 It was a nonstop flight.  Some of them probably had connections to catch.
                                    Still what a waste.  All those peanuts.
                            Were there that many children on board?
                                 Hey, are you going shoe shopping today?
                                  No, there's baseball to watch.
                                    Oh that's right.  Plus you're dead.

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