Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Pretty Depressed and Beautifully Suicidal

                         Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?
                              Actually I'm in a long distance relationship.
                              Oh, that must be difficult.
                               For me it is.  For her not so much.
                                Really?  Why's that?
   I don't know.  She never complains.  She seems content.  She committed suicide.
                                            ...
                               Do you know when the candy hearts go on sale?

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