Can I Afford to Commit Suicide?

                            Can I afford to commit suicide?

                Well, that's a good question.  Let's think about it together.

                               Are you working?

                                           Sometimes.

                                    Any debt?

                                      No.

                          Dependents?

                                      No.

                                        Have you written a will?

                                          Not really.

                           Does anyone know you're thinking about doing this?

                                            Maybe.

                       Ok, let me just finish plugging a few numbers in here.

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Hmm, well, yeah, I'd say you're not in bad shape to take your own life.  Especially if you go with one of our introductory packages, like something involving a train or a bridge.

                                     Oh really?

Well, yeah, I mean, once you get into pills and nooses and gas fumes, it's really going to start adding up.

                                I don't really get it.

                                    Ok, let me put that in too.

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