I'm starving, I can't cook for myself.
Okay, let's see what you have in your fridge.
(Sound of a refrigerator door opening, or rather, being opened)
Are you thirsty? You have Power Drink.
I can't. The red dye gives me migraines.
Okay, let's see. You have some Mac and Cheese.
Can't handle dairy right now.
Okay, what about some tuna?
Bleech, makes me want to barf.
How about cheese and crackers?
I can't handle crackers right now either.
A PB & J?
The jelly has mold. The Peanut Butter is too sweaty.
Ok. Hmm. Not a lot of options.
I wish I were dead.
What's this blue stuff in the ziplock?
That's rat poison.
Oh wow! Well, you can't eat that.
I know, the blue dye gives me headaches.
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