Wait, what? I don't get the job because of gender?
Well, our client prefers female wipers.
But I'm qualified! I mean, what about the poop on my resume? or my internship with weewee?
No, no, listen, we're not saying that you're not a quality individual as it relates to poop, it's just that...
Just that what?
Ok, listen, you're going need to calm down or I'm gonna have one of our ladies escort you out.
I mean...I'm just frustrated...this doesn't make sense to me, you understand?
Not really, I have a job.
Oh my...
Now listen, if I were you I'd stay positive. Just keep checking craigslist for poop gigs.
Most of those are scams...
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