Amidst the Interview Process

                      So what long range goals do you have for yourself?

                                  Well-

                       In other words, what do you see yourself doing in five years?

                          Well, I hope to have committed suicide by then.

                                         And after that?

                                     Uh...you mean religious beliefs?

                                         This is a job interview sir.

                   Oh, sorry, um, I hope to have achieved success on the managerial level.

                               Well duh, everyone does.  Thanks for coming in!