Well, we've looked at a lot of applicants,
Uh huh..
But I gotta tell ya, we really like you.
Really?!
Yep, there's just something about you.
Thank you!
So what we'd like you to do,
Uh huh..
Come in tomorrow at five am and be ready to wipe poop all day, till about 8 at night.
Great! I'll be here.
Now what we call this is a show-your-honor day.
Ok...
And so it's unpaid, and it gives you a chance to evaluate us and the job, to see if you like everything.
Ok, sounds great, I'm sure I'll love it.
And if you still like it, and you're sure, then we can move forward.
I'm so excited! Thank you!
(At the end of the next day)
So how'd you like it?
I loved it! I love wiping poop all day! I'm so excited!
Well good. Well, don't call us, we'll call you.
...wait....wha....what?
Well, like I've said, we've got a lot of applicants, and some are very qualified with lots of experience.
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