Ratatonic

                Let's talk about what you're pissed off about today.

                           Not pissed off totally, just frustration as usual.

                                    About?

                               Well, everybody knows you're dead.

                                         yeah?

                     Yeah, but nobody knows that I'm dead too.  They don't realize it.

                                  They don't realize you're dead?

                                     Right.

                                  Are you dead?

                               See, even you're not clued in to it.

                                   But you're not dead.  Are you?

                    Yeah, uhuh.  I've been dead a while now.  Almost four years.

                                   Me too.  Wait a minute.

                                    What?

                    Are you saying you died when I died?  Something romantic like that?

       Not romantic.  Hardly.  And I'm not even putting a specific date on things.

                                   You always were bad with dates.

                            But I can just tell that I'm dead.  I am dead.

                                How do you know you're dead?

    Because I'm not really living.  I don't live anymore.  I just am occupying space.

                          Do you think Marion Cotillard is beautiful?

Continued in part 2