Suicide Date

                               I got a great girl for you.

                                    Oh... yeah?

     Yeah, she's two-thirds half asian, and one half Indo-European.  Very exotic.

                                Well I like mixed up women.

                                    Really?

                                  Yeah, my wife was both sides.

                              Both sides?

                 Yeah, she was suicidal but she often said she wanted to kill me.

                                Now that's exotic!