Sunday, March 17, 2013

Things People Say to Cheer You Up

Things people say to cheer you up after your loved one commits suicide:
"You were a loving spouse / parent / child / sibling / friend."
"I'm so sorry.  Words cannot express how I feel for you."
"You're going to get through this.  You'll see."
"If there's anything ever that I can ever do for you ever, just let me know."
What you actually hear when they say those things to you:
"Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Kill yourself.  Kill yourself.  You should kill yourself.  Kill yourself."

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