Keep Cool and Drool on the Table

                                      How you coping with old age?

                 Eh, I'm dealing with it.   "It beats the alternative," they say.

                                           Not always.

                                               Oh.

                                         You look good actually.

Thanks.  I'm trying to keep the wrinkles away by keeping cucumber slices on my eyes.

                               That's cool.  How's that working for you?

It starts out good each morning, but then I usually end up tripping and falling down the stairs.