How Long Does It Take For Antidepressants to Start Working?

                 Thank you for putting me on my new antidepressants doc.

                                   Of course.

                    How long will they take to start working?

                                      Not too long.

                                   That's good.

Just long enough for you to be able to contemplate suicide for several weeks, and to work on a plan to carry it out.

                                            Oh.

                                   Months maybe.  Actually.