Men want to kill themselves, woman are suicidal

                             Hi honey, how was your day?

                             Great.  Everything was great.

                                 That's great.

Yep, everything is great.  My morning was great.  My breakfast and lunch were great.  My afternoon was great.  I wish I were dead.  My evening was great.  Everything in my life is great.

                     Wait a minute.  Did you just say something about sex?