JFKill Yourself

                    Another famous person just committed suicide.

                      Oh, you mean that guy from that show?

Well, yeah, him too, but I was thinking about that girl from that movie.

                               Oh yeah.  I forgot about her.

             That's like the thousandth person since JFK shot himself.  

                                 Serious.

                                      I mean famous person.

                                    Seriously.