Suicide by Chocolate

             You should treat yourself to something nice.

                       What do you mean?

   We all need some pampering every now and then.  Like maybe a nice dessert?  Tiramisu?  Death by chocolate?  Suicide by chocolate?

       Yeah.  I bought you a bra the other day.  The mannequin looked like you.

                            Yikes.  Thanks.

                             Welcome.

                           Any new suicide attempts lately?

                  Nah, not really.  Nothing successful anyway.

                            Oh?

Well my first few suicide attempts were unsuccessful because I kept jumping in front of bridges and jumping off the train.

                            Oh!  Wow.  So close.

                           I know, right?  Just need some fine tuning.