Saturday, April 27, 2013

Passive Suicide Attempt Examples

                                                                          Whatcha dune?
                Trying to think of ways I can commit suicide passively.
                                                                          Oh yeah?  Any good ones?
              Well, so far all I have is charter a Fung Wah bus or overeat.
                                                                    Hmm, so you've got a way's to go.
                          I know.  But it's kind of your fault.
                                                                                 What do you mean?
Well, you wanted to kill me so many times before you were gone, I feel like those might have been my best shot.
                                              I'm sorry.  But you weren't even suicidal back then.
                               Ummm.... So what's new with you?

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