Thank Goodness You're Here Captain Shmawkward

              Wow, you're a really good exterminator.

                                       Thanks.

                          You must have been doing this for a long time.

                                Actually I just started this job.

                            Really?  What did you do before?

      I was an ordained minister... until my wife committed suicide.

              ...Well...  you're just a really, really good exterminator, aren't you?