Being Thoughtful

       (At the Hallmark in Parkchester)

                   I'm looking for a card that says "thinking of you."

                                     Sure, no problem.

                                 "On your anniversary"

                                      Yep, we can do that.

                           "Anniversary of your bereavement"

                               Ok, let me see.

                               "Of your spouse's suicide."

                                     Umm

"When he abandoned you and the kids and changed your life forever deeply scarring you and leaving you to pick up the pieces and put back together what little life you can eek out as you try to go on alone but you'll never be the same"

                                      Maybe aisle five?

                                 But do you have the Jewish version?