That's Why Erasers Have Pencils

                          Hey, what are you watching?

                                "Jon and Kate Plus A.I.D.S."

                        That sounds depressing.

                           I guess so.  I've got nothing else to do.

                                    Still out of work?

              Yeah, sick of checking the classifieds everyday.  Depressing.

                    You know, in my last film I played someone with depression.

                                Really.

Yep.  Depressed people who watched the film said my performance was very authentic.  They said I really captured the essence of depression and brought it to life on the big screen.

                                          That's great.

                                                 Thanks.

                               In my last film I played a blind person.

                                              You did?

                       Yeah.  Blind people who saw my performance said I sucked.