Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Next and Last Stop

                               Why is the train delayed?
                       There was a suicide.  Someone jumped in front of a train.
                                      How do you know?
                                 Didn't you hear the anouncement?
              All it said was something about an "earlier incident."  Oh..., I get it.
                                          Yeah, code.
                      At least my suicide didn't slow down your commute.
                                             Thanks

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