Thursday, June 28, 2012

M&M-a-nize

   "Deep in the subconsciousness of man..."
What are you doing?
                    I'm M&M-a-nizing.
                   What's that?
I opened a bag of M&Ms.  Now I'm organizing them, according to a pattern.  Once they are M&M-a-nized, then I can eat them.
You can't just eat them, like, just eat them, however, you know... when they come out of the bag?
                           No.
                                  Why not?  I wonder?
                             What time is it?
                                It's (garbled).
                           Oh, well I can't eat them anyway.  Not now.
                                 Why not?
                             I have to wait until a right time.
                                   When's the right time?
                There's no "the" right time.  It can be any of the right times.
                           Oh... You mean like in shifts?
                                     No.  No!  (Sigh)
                                Sorry...
When the numbers are right, and the colors are right, then you can eat.  That's why you M&M-a-nize.  So that everything is right.
                                It seems hard.
                               At least these don't melt so fast.

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