Sunday, July 24, 2011

The Opportunity

                 Wow! It's you! How've you been?  I haven't seen you in forever!
                              Oh, hello.  I'm okay.  How're you?
                      Great!  Wow!  Great to see you... Hey, I heard your wife died.
                                  Oh... yeah, yeah, she did... yeah...
                          Wow!  I'm so sorry.  So sorry to hear that. Wow!
                                         Thanks...
                                     Sure.  Hey!  Can I ask you -
                                        She took her own life.
                 Oh really?  She did?  Well, I was gonna ask you about your utility bills.
                                     Huh?  My utility bills?
                              Yeah!  I've got this great thing going.
                     Huh?  I'm sorry Pastor, I don't understand what you're talking about.
          If you can sign up fifteen people you'll get free utilities.  Great opportunity.

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