Sunday, December 28, 2014

Cease and Depress

                              Hi, what's wrong with you?
                                I have breast cancer.
                             Oh.  Well, you should snap out of it.
                            Hi, what's wrong with you?
                                      I have AIDS.
                         Oh.  Well, you should snap out of it.
                              Hi, what's wrong with you?
                            I have diabetes.
                              Oh.  Well, you should snap out of it.
                          Hi, what's wrong with you?
                                I have spinal meningitis.
                            Oh.  Well, you should snap out of it.
                             Hi, what's wrong with you?
                                   I have depression.
                      Oh really?  Have you seen a doctor?

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