Ratchet and Catchit: December 2014

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Hi, what's wrong with you?

I have breast cancer.

Oh. Well, you should snap out of it.

Hi, what's wrong with you?

I have AIDS.

Oh. Well, you should snap out of it.

Hi, what's wrong with you?

I have diabetes.

Oh. Well, you should snap out of it.

Hi, what's wrong with you?

I have spinal meningitis.

Oh. Well, you should snap out of it.

Hi, what's wrong with you?

I have depression.

Oh really? Have you seen a doctor?

How are you doing?

Fine

"Happy wife, Happy life."

That's true.

"Unhappy wife, unhappy life."

That must be true too.

"Lost wife, lost life."

Is that the vade mecum?

If you commit suicide you should really update your status.

People who shoot themselves go out with a bang.