Thursday, December 19, 2013

What's the Youngest Someone Can Commit Suicide?

                                Hey dude
                                   Yeah dude
                 What's the youngest you think someone could commit suicide?
                                   Can or could?
                                      Could.
                                         I don't know.
                                  Why?
You read about all these tragedies, kid gets backed over in the driveway by mom, kid drowns in the pool, kid shoots himself with father's gun, kid falls out of window, kid drinks something under the kitchen sink.  All of these are accidents?  None of these little kids is depressed enough to kill himself?  None?  Is that what you're telling me?
                                 Man these breadsticks are delicious.
                Yeah, I just wish the fresh ground pepper guy would come back.

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