Flyin' Low

Excuse me sir, our airline has a weight limit, and I'm afraid you've exceeded it by quite a bit.  I'm going to have to ask you to step off the aircraft.

        What are you talking about?  I'm not fat.

No sir, it's just that you're weighed down by so much guilt.

                     Oh, I see.

         I'm sorry for the inconvenience sir.

            Do you have any of those peanuts?