Saturday, June 8, 2013

Mr. and Mrs. Dreg

                                (Knock Knock)
Who's there?
Hi Catchit, it's me your landlord with the plumber.  He's here to look at your clogged stove.
Oh, ok, thanks.  Um, I'm sorry, would you guys mind taking your shoes off before you come in?  It's just that my wife keeps the apartment real clean and I don't want to mess it up.
Sure no problem.
(His wife is dead.)

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