Brain Power

                             You know, I really hate it when

                                      People finish your sentences?

What is suicide?

                           What is suicide?

                                        Correct, choose again.

                                         Great escapes, 400.

                                          The answer is... the daily double!

The Five Stages of Grief is Bull, part one

                         Hey, how are the five stages of grief going?

                                 Stage one was the hardest.

                           What stage are you on now?

                                     Stage one.

Mr. and Mrs. Dreg

                                (Knock Knock)

Who's there?

Hi Catchit, it's me your landlord with the plumber.  He's here to look at your clogged stove.

Oh, ok, thanks.  Um, I'm sorry, would you guys mind taking your shoes off before you come in?  It's just that my wife keeps the apartment real clean and I don't want to mess it up.

Sure no problem.

(His wife is dead.)