Blue Ejaculation: Why is my ejaculation blue?

                               Who'd you vote for?

                                          The red guy...

                                       Red is the color of anger.

                            I guess....   Who'd you vote for?

                                          The blue guy.

                              Blue is the color of sadness.

                                              So it is.

                                 I never knew you voted that way.

                                Well, I was always pro-choice.

                          Really?  Even with your faith and beliefs?

Yeah.  You know, I always wish my mother wouldn't have had me in the first place.  People always say that adoption is the better choice than abortion.  But I disagree.  Adoption prolonged me to a life of cruelty and suffering.

I wish I had something to say.  I'm sure I can't convince you.  I'm sorry for your suffering.  But you know that I believe that my life is immeasurably better having known you... having loved you and been loved by you.

Well, your beliefs are your beliefs.  But you know I always said you were delusional.

Thanks... still... I still think pain...

                           Hey guys!  Check out my sweet new tattoo!

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                             See, and then you got people like him.

                   I want to commit suicide too.  Did I tell you that?