Hi, I'm looking for pastoral care, spiritual healing, that sort of thing.
Which type of pastor were you looking for?
Which type?
Well, we have the pastor who can't be bothered,
the pastor who can't be trusted,
the sexual deviant pastor,
the angry and bitter pastor,
the pastor more consumed with his career,
the manipulative pastor,
the sociopath pastor,
the pastor who wants to ride a bike with you,
and we have one witch doctor...
Oh brother. I should just go start my own church.
Nobody wants a pastor whose wife committed suicide.
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