Excuse me please, could you tell me where is the bathroom?
Sure, but let me ask you first, are we talking number one or number two?
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No, no, no, it's okay, the reason I ask is because there's a couple different kinds of restrooms around here; the right tool for the right job kind of thing. So is it number one or number two?
Uhh, I am most uncomfortable talking like this. Can you please just tell me where is the restroom?
Right, yes, that's what I'm doing, but it depends on if you're going number one or number two...
Oh, all right, fine, I need to go number two.
Me too! That's where I'm headed now. C'mon we can go together.
What's your name?
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