Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Go Facebook Yourself


                                 When did you start smoking?
                                About the time you stopped, a little after.
                      Great, another example of my bad influences on you.
      Well, the only bad thing is that I really can't afford to be buying these things.
                          Aren't you worried about the health effects?
               Well, the doctor said your lungs were perfect.  I think they were donated.
                   Wow.  And here I am lecturing you.  Funny how things change.
                                             Is it?
                                                   ...
                                     Well, I should probably get going.
  You know, committing suicide during pregnancy can cause serious birth defects.
                                     Yeah, I'm definitely leaving.
                                              Again?

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