Sunday, February 19, 2012

The Usual

                              I'm crying.
                                           I'm trying.
                                         Hi guys.
                                           Oh hi!!!
                                               Oh..... hello...
                                        Is this a bad time?
                                               No!
                                    Yeah, can you come back later.
                                          Sure.
                      Listen, don't listen to him.  If you leave I'm leaving.
                                        Tickets please ... tickets ...
                                         Oh, um...
                             Have you guys both had your tickets punched?
                                             I have an idea.
                                              What's that?
                     Why don't you try to get a job in the field of suicide prevention?
                                           Huh?
         You know, become a counselor to help those who are thinking of doing it.
                                  Can I use my wife as a reference?

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