You know man, you need to take your mind off of suicide.
Really? Maybe you're right.
Let's go to a baseball game.
Okay...
[After the game]
Wow! Did you see that suicide squeeze where they scored the winning run?
It's so rare to see a good suicide executed flawlessly like that.
Hmm
Hey man, you should take your mind off suicide by exercising more.
Really?
Yeah, come to my calisthenics class this afternoon.
Today we're doing squat thrusts and suicides.
Umm..
Hey man, have a drink to help you take your mind off things.
You think?
Sure. What'll you have? Bourbon, Scotch, Gin, Vodka, Vermouth?
Or I can just pour them all together and make a suicide.
Oh, no thanks.
Yeah, I know, it's not an easy subject to get out of your head. Let's watch the news.
Okay.
I'm so sick of this president. If he gets reelected it'll just be suicide for the economy.
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