So you're thinking about changing careers?
Yeah, well I think I've gone about as far as I can go with poop wiping.
Yeah? You can't get any deeper into poop?
Not really.
But it's always good to have poop as an option right?
Oh yeah, to be able to fall back on poop, that's comforting you know?
So you're thinking about switching from poop to suicide?
Yeah, I think suicide is something I could do.
Well, you know it's pretty competitive right now?
Oh yeah?
Yeah, lots of people getting into suicide as a career change.
Hmm, that's discouraging...
Well, you know people follow the trends.
Uh-huh.
Do you have a lot of suicide on your resume?
Well...
I mean, you're gonna have to really stand out to get an interview.
Oh forget it, I'll just stick with poop wiping.
I'm sorry.
(Sigh) I should just go kill myself.
Hey! There you go! Make sure you say that at the interview!
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