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Then we fell off the ski lift into the snow, and we had to make more because everything was grass.

                                Uh huh.

Then I was packing up the apartment but I had to borrow a shop vacuum from a crack head because the cat had filled the bed frame with water.

                                    Uh huh.

                             I....  think it was in our first apartment.

                            I thought you stopped eating so late.

Throwing You Away One Piece at a Time

                    So then she says to me, "Why do so many of your clothes have holes?"

                            That's funny.  So you ended throwing them out later?

                                            Some of them.

                                                              Wow.

                                                      Yeah.

                                                       ...

                                            Where's that breeze coming from?

Public: You Got Serviced

                Riding the 6 train home:

                                     "Considering suicide?"

                                                  Yes

                                          "You're not alone."

                                                 Ok

                         "Over 30,000 Americans will commit suicide this year alone."

                                        Really?

"Yes, in fact, many of them will be people you know and love, or used to know but have neglected their friendship for years, or people you never got to know but have heard of and wished that you would have gotten to know them before they killed themselves."

                                   I guess I'm not alone then.

                                                      "That's right."

                                                 Somehow I still feel alone.

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                       Any luck finding help with your depression on line?

                                               A little.

                                         Really?

Yeah.  I just watched a video of a twelve year old demonstrating how to tie a noose.

                                                  What?  Why?

                    The antidepressant discussion pages just take too long.

Abound in Down

                         You watching the awards show now?

Yeah.  They're about to give the statuette for best performance by an actor with bipolar disorder.

                                    Is that just one award?

Marching to the End

                                        We made it.

                                            Finally.

                                   Through the winter.

                                Yes it's still cold and miserable.

                                  But the calendar is on our side.

                          There is no way to deny that Spring is coming.

                           February is gone.  Warm weather is coming.

                                 Better days are ahead.

              Statistically there are more suicides in the warmer months.

                                                     ...

                                      It's supposed to snow this weekend.

Do Not Pass Go Kill Yourself

                                Do you have any suicidal friends?

                                               Yes.

                                    What makes them suicidal?

Life.  Death.  Everything.  Nothing.  God.  The devil.  Basmati rice.  Dish detergent.

                          What makes them your friends?