Begin to Dead End

I want you to count down from one hundred.

100, 99

Slowly

100.... 99....

Breathe deeply

(breathing)

Now tell me,

98

Inside you

97

What do you see?

May 12

Don't skip any numbers.

96

Keep breathing

95

Find the light

94

What do you see?

May 12

Stop skipping ahead

93

Try to relax

92

Feel the air inside you.

91

Compose a poem where everything rhymes with your pain.

90

What's the first line?

May 12

No, no, no, we need to follow the sequence.

89

That's right

88

Keep going

87

That's right

86

Good

85

Follow the bread crumbs into the oven of your sorrows

84

Smell the yeast rise into the emotional scarring of your crust

83

Spread the preserves of suffering onto the toasted muffin of regret

82

Bite it

81

Taste it

80

Where does the flavor take you?

May 12

Seriously, I know it's difficult, but you can do this.  Stick to the sequence please

79

Very good

78

Even better

77

Think of your pain, your suffering

76

Feel the sorrow and the emptiness

75

Embrace the absurdity and the pointlessness of your life

74

Where does it come from?  Where does your pain begin?

73

That's right!

Suicide Rate Among Teenage Girls in Florida

            How are you feeling after the Electro Convulsive Shock Treatments?

                                                                                 I can't remember.

                     That's shocking.

The Secret of my Success

                  When's the last time you thought about committing suicide?

                    Probably like eight years ago or something.

                           Really?  Wow!

                               Why?  What about you?

                             Oh I think about it every day.

                                Really?

                                    Yeah.

                      Hmm.

                              So how'd you quit?

You Are Not the Father

I met my mentor in an arid town's empty parking lot.

It was my turn to be eaten by the frogs, said he.

He tried to prep me for a while, musing for a few moments as to whether or not he could spare me from the most difficult part of it, which was related to the digestion, wherein I would be transformed into a non-human being.

I ended up just taking a deep breath, getting in a prayer position on the ground, and letting the frogs consume me.  First small frogs, about the size of my fists, began to fasten their mouths to me; then larger frogs, the size of bulldogs; finally, one giant frog, the size of a compact automobile, came and gobbled me up along with all the frogs that were attached to me.  I digested in his stomach for a while and eventually came out the other side, dark brown, slimy, and hairless.

McSuicide 2017

It's just getting easier and easier to commit suicide these days.

Because of the McDonald's all day breakfast menu?

Well, that, and the fact that sleeping pills and pain medications are more easily available than ever.

Like, super size amounts?

Yeah, it's so easy to get a prescription these days.  It makes me shake just thinking about it. 

Supreme Sucks

Vote For Suicide

                                      How can I tell if I'm suicidal?

                                 Who did you vote for?

                            What difference does that make?

                                Do you want me to answer your question?