How I Found Your Mother

                         Hey, what are you watching?

                             "How I Found Your Mother"

                                   What's that?

                Just a sitcom.  This dad comes home one day, and-

                 Oh yeah, I've seen that before.

                                 So have I.

The last time for the last time

                 When's the last time you thought about committing suicide?

                    Probably like five years ago or something.

                                Really?  Wow!

                               Why?  What about you?

                            Oh I think about it every day.  It gets obsessive sometimes.  I'm desperately trying to stop.

                                      Really?

                                         Yeah.

                               Hmm.

                                    So how'd you quit?

Through the Primrose

      If you're going to plagiarize me then at least spell things correctly.

                    "... then... at ... least ... spell ... things.... correctly..."

                                                  ...

                                         Is there a comma?