You look tired.
Oh...
Are you tired?
(Sigh).
No. I'm not tired. I probably just have a disease. I'll be dead soon.
(I don't know what to say. I feel so bad.)
Why does everyone say I look tired? What does that mean? What does looking tired even look like? What am I supposed to say to that? Should I say, "Thanks, let me take a nap right now on the table so that you don't have to look at my tired face once I wake up." Would that help? I don't feel tired. I'm not tired. I don't care if you think I look tired. You must not be good at telling when someone is tired because you are totally wrong about me being tired.
...
I'm going to bed.
Thursday, November 28, 2013
Monday, November 25, 2013
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Premeditated Suicide
Well, the holidays are here. "The most wonderful time of the year."
So true. So very true...
"Simply... having... a wonderful holiday! Simply... having... a wonderful holiday!"
That's nice.
Hey! It's your birthday too, isn't it?!
Yes it is.
Are you planning on doing anything special for it?
Actually, I'm planning on taking my own life.
Wow! Really?
Yeah.
Hey, how old are you gonna be anyway?
So true. So very true...
"Simply... having... a wonderful holiday! Simply... having... a wonderful holiday!"
That's nice.
Hey! It's your birthday too, isn't it?!
Yes it is.
Are you planning on doing anything special for it?
Actually, I'm planning on taking my own life.
Wow! Really?
Yeah.
Hey, how old are you gonna be anyway?
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Friday, November 8, 2013
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