Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Not a quadlemma

                                          Oh my gosh!
                                         What?
               That man just jumped down onto the subway tracks!
                                 Are you serious?  What's he doing?
                             He's yelling something about wanting to die!
                                        Oh my gosh!
                          Quick, run outside and get help!  I'll try to talk to him.
                                         I can't.
                                    What?  What do you mean?
                                  I already swiped my metrocard.
                                     Oh, that's a good point.
                           I mean, I'm sorry, it's just with no job, and the economy....
                                      No, no, no, I totally hear you.
                                           Yeah, thanks.
                                 Well, let's see if we can talk to him anyway.
                                     Okay.  Oh look,  here's our train.  Finally!
Oh good!  Ya know, it's so depressing that they're talking about raising the fares again.
                                          They are?!

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