Friday, October 28, 2011

Bad News

                                I've got some bad news.
                                           What is it?
                                 Well, no, it's not really bad news.
                                            Okay.
                                                Ok.
                                          What is it?
                                   Nobody cares about you any more.
                                        Well... what do you mean?
             Well, I don't know if they don't care about you anymore.  It's just that...
                                             What?
                               Well, no one wants to hear about you anymore.
                                               Oh?
                                  Yeah, like, they act weird when I bring you up.
                                        So what do you do then?
                                  Well, I guess I stop talking about you.
                            But you don't want to stop talking about me?
                 No! Of course not!  I totally love when I get to talk about you.
                               What is it that you want to talk about?
                                        Oh, I don't know.
                               What do you say when you bring me up?
                                           I don't want to talk about it.

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