Tuesday, October 25, 2011

First Date

                                 This is a nice place, huh?
                                Very nice.  Have you eaten here before?
                               No, but I've heard a lot of good things about it.
                                         Hmm.  It's nice.
                                        How's your steak?
                                   Good.  Very good.  How's your salmon?
                                      My wife hanged herself.



           Uhhhmm... You know what? (Ahem)  I'm just gonna catch a cab, 'cause...
                                    I'm sorry.  I'm sorry.  Please-
   No, don't be sorry.  It's okay. It's okay.   It's just that I remembered that I've got that thing.
                                   Can I call you maybe
                    No no, it's okay, it's okay, just finish your salmon.  It looks great.
                                      It is great salmon.

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