What do you call a suicidal person from the Mid-west?
I had to throw away another pair of your underwear.
A deadly Iowegian?
Then the last bottle of windex you bought. But worst of all the toaster oven is getting ready to go.
Hoosier-cidal?
It's so heavy carrying all of this! It was heavy to carry you and now it's heavy to carry the absence of you! When do I get a break?! When do I get a normal life?!
Wait, what are you doing wearing my underwear?
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