Saturday, November 8, 2014

Dead Moines

                    What do you call a suicidal person from the Mid-west?
                I had to throw away another pair of your underwear.
                             A deadly Iowegian?
Then the last bottle of windex you bought.  But worst of all the toaster oven is getting ready to go.
                                      Hoosier-cidal?
It's so heavy carrying all of this!  It was heavy to carry you and now it's heavy to carry the absence of you!  When do I get a break?!  When do I get a normal life?!
                       Wait, what are you doing wearing my underwear?


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