Half a Birthday to You!

                           Happy Birthday again.

                           I don't really feel the same.

                           Of course, I guess you don't either.

The great thing about birthdays is they force you to look at yourself.

              You can ignore yourself for 364 days a year,

              But on the 365th day, you've got to look at yourself.

                   So happy birthday dear one.

                  poof

                   Great, now I'm dreaming that I'm you.

               "How old are you now?"