Cigarettes and tampons

                               Why do you keep buying my tampons?

                            Oh my gosh.  Ugh!  Fuhhhh!

                         No, seriously, why do you keep buying them?

                          Uggh!!  I don't know!  I don't know!

                                       I'm sorry.

                                     Uhhhhhh

                               You know I don't need them anymore.

                                   I know!  I know!

                                   You should probably save your money.

                                    Who cares... Who cares!!!

          And especially the cigarettes, you should stop buying those for me, so expensive.

                   Please stop  please stop  please stop.  Please just.... ugghhh

I'm just saying, I know you miss me, but you gotta stop buying women's sanitary products.

                                       ohhhhh.. gosh..  uhhhhhh

         It just looks funny, you buy peanut butter and jelly and panty liners?  Every week?

               Just leave me... just leave me alone... God help me, help me, help me, help me.

                            I'm sorry.  I'm so sorry.

                  No!  No!  No!  No!  No!  No!  No!

                               Plus, heaven is non-smoking.

                                     That's so not funny.

                         And seriously, do you think anyone here is on their monthly cycle?

               AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!